Silver Anthem: Thank God I'm in Silver Boy!

by Jonathon Carlson. March 6, 2004

To be sung with John Denver's 'Thank God I'm a Country Boy'

Well tradin' in Silver is not laid back
Better than tech stocks that ain't comin' back
All metals goin' rise Comex goin' crack
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

Well hoarding bars and coins never did me no harm
Burying it with the family all over the farm
The dollar's last days will not be a charm
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

(Chorus)

Well I bought a Silver mine never had to dicker
When suns comin' up got Kitco in the ticker
Shortin' ain't nothin' but a funny funny kicker
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

Well life will be fun Silver to the moon
Spitzer on the case Crimex gone by June
Looking to be driving that red Ferrari soon
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

When the tradin's all done and dollars sinkin' low
Print out Butler's latest and take it nice and slow
Days of the cartel are getting mighty low
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

(Chorus)

I'd trade Silver contracts night and day if I could
But my wife and the doctor wouldn't take it very good
Tradin' when I can taking profit when I should
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

The cartels on the run and the crooks are in jail
Manipulations gone and Silver's not for sale
Don't tell the feds it’s stashed under a bale
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

(Chorus)

Well I wouldn't trade my wife for gold or jewels
Don't put it past me cuz I'm a precious metal fool
Never sell short is the golden rule
Thank God I'm in Silver boy!

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Jonathon Carlson | Calgary, Canada | E-mail